The Sultan of Brunei is in a particularly pissy mood.

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The oil potentate recently issued an edict demanding that people caught having gay sex will be stoned to death.

Adulterers will also be stoned or whipped. Robbers? They’ll lose a hand or a foot.

And despite the worldwide condemnation of the Asian petrostate’s fatwa, strictly Muslim Brunei is unlikely to backtrack.

“This is obviously not coming from a place of religious devotion since the sultan himself is in violation of every single rule of Sharia law you could possibly imagine,” religious scholar Reza Aslan told the New York Post.


Author Jillian Lauren was a favourite of Prince Jefri. She was a member of his harem. JILLIAN LAUREN

Which brings up the rather messy subject of the sultan’s bad boy brother, Prince Jefri.

For decades, he reportedly blasted through $14.8 billion, kept a paid harem of 40 women and held sex parties on his yacht that he dubbed “Tits.”

“Jefri has probably gone through more cash than any other human on earth,” Vanity Fair reported.

Stories of his sexual debauchery are legion.


Pint-sized pervert Prince Jefri had an insatiable sexual appetite. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

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Brunei sits on the island of Borneo and was a British protectorate for most of the past century until it gained independence in 1984.

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The largely Muslim country hit the jackpot with the discovery of oil and gas and that bit of lotto luck poured billions into its depleted coffers.

Lately, the sultan has been turning to a more austere interpretation of Islam which appears more about maintaining tight control on his people than a spiritual awakening.

Until his assets were frozen, pint-sized Prince Jefri lived the life of Riley:

— He owned 2,300 luxury cars, including Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Rolls Royces and Bentleys.

— He would spend millions on diamonds for his various gal pals.

— Jefri paid $7 million for a rug woven from golden thread and embroidered with jewels.

— He owned eight airplanes and a helicopter, including a private Boeing 747.

— His harem were each paid around $2,000 per week with the stipulation they attended parties, packed with his male pals.

— For his 50th birthday in 2004, Jefri paid Michael Jackson $17 million to perform.

In short, if he wanted something, he got it.


Hard-partying Prince Jefri in his salad days. He liked to be called Robin by his harem because it sounded more American. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

Writer Jillian Lauren was once a member in good standing of Prince Jefri’s harem.

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In a book she published about her time in Brunei called Some Girls, she claims the royal runt made his lovers call him Robin. It sounded more American.

He dutifully approved boob jobs for his army of women, many of whom were Thai and Filipino — and underage.

“There is no such thing as underage in Brunei,” Lauren added.

Sex with Jefri didn’t include condoms. It was quick and when it was over, Lauren said the pervy prince would slap her bottom.

“That was very nice for me, I am late for a meeting,” he told her after their first sexual encounter.


Jillian Lauren wrote a bestseller about her time in Jefri’s harem.

But behind his eyes, Lauren said Jefri always appeared to have an insatiable sexual appetite.

“It was the kind of hunger you could never really feed, the kind that keeps you up until 5 a.m. every night, the kind that drives you to f— girl after girl, to buy Maserati after Maserati,” Lauren wrote in her book.

Once, Lauren was given to the sultan for an evening. After they had sex, she never saw him again.

“As the decadence increased, so did the number of Americans,” Lauren wrote. “He would start opening magazines and say, ‘I want that woman, I want that one’.”

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Former Miss USA Shannon Marketic got more than she bargained for when she accepted a $3,000 per week job in Brunei.

The American beauty queen thought the deal was for “personal appearances and promotional work.”

Instead, she found herself the latest member of Jefri’s harem.

Marketic and six other foreign women were forced to dance every night where they were groped by the randy royal and his entourage.


Former Miss USA Shannon Marketic got more than she bargained for when she took a job in Brunei.

The men called her “whore.”

“It would be the biggest honour of my life if I was permitted to sleep with Jefri, because he is half-man, half-god, like Jesus Christ to the Christians,” she told People, recalling what one of his flunkies told her.

The Sultan of Brunei — ever the dutiful older brother — called the allegations “worse than murder.”

“[They] have a radical double standard,” Lauren told the Post. “They have more money than anyone else. I know that they both have been married and divorced multiple times. It’s really hypocritical.”

In Brunei, it’s a crime to even discuss how the royal siblings spend the loot that rightfully belongs to the nation’s people.

Insiders have described both the sultan and his black sheep brother as “quite dim.”

“With their money, they could have cured diseases,” one advisor told Fortune. “But they have little interest in the rest of humanity.”

Another added: “They don’t have a lot of thoughts. If you were a fly on the wall and heard their conversations, they’d take you to Bellevue.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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